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"Bring it, bitches!"

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"You've got a blackbelt in stupid if you think you're gonna beat me."

— Spiderman to Batman, DEATH BATTLE! note

"Who can stop this constipated jock,

With the awful animation and the complicated plot?

Who's got the rap bombs to drop on Japan?

This looks like a job for the OG! Superman!"

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Ragna: Who are you? Outta my way, or you're dead...Sol Badguy: Tsk! Gun Flame!Ragna: You gotta be kidding me. Let's get this over with!Sol Badguy (in Japanese): I'll burn you to a crisp.

— DEATH BATTLE! note

Yang Xiao Long: Havin' fun? I sure am!Tifa Lockhart: Don't mock me!

— DEATH BATTLE! note

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from pop culture had a fight,

who wins, and who dies?

— Zeh Monsieur in a DEATH BATTLE! haiku.

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And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight,

and Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie

and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie

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Lo-Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger,

Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,

Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan,

All came out of nowhere lightning-fast,

And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass

It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw

With civilians looking on in total awe.

—Lemon Demon, The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

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I'm gonna rearrange your face if you continue to debate

Whether Logan's claws could pierce Steve Rogers' shield

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Popeye didst open his spinach can, And downed it with one swill,

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And so, I say, get yer raincoat on, Because the multiverse's about to squall!

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Anonymous said: Have you ever listened to the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny and thought, "if this was a grail war it would probably be the weirdest of all time,"? Answer: Listened to it? I can...

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Have you ever listened to the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny and thought, "if this was a grail war it would probably be the weirdest of all time,"?

Listened to it? I can still name everyone who defeated Chuck Norris by memory.

BUT THEN GANDALF THE GRAY AND GANDALF THE WHITE AND MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL’S BLACK KNIGHT AND BENITO MUSSOLINI AND THE BLUE MEATY AND COWBOY CURTIS AND JAMBY THE GENIE

ROBOCOP, THE TERMINATOR, CAPTAIN KIRK, DARTH VADER, LO PAN, SUPERMAN, EVERY SINGLE POWER RANGER, PHIL S PRESTON AND THEODORE LOGAN, SPOCK, THE ROCK, DOC OCK AND HULK HOGAN

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