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‘Below Deck Sailing Yacht’ Season 3, Episode 16 Recap
The love bug bites the crew members during the Parsifal’s first wedding. A recap of “Parsifal’s First Wedding,” episode 16 of season three of Bravo’s ‘Below Deck Sailing Yacht.’
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Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Bride to be Onboard
By Meg Zukin
Below Deck Sailing Yacht
Parsifal’s First Wedding
SEASON 3 EPISODE 16 EDITOR’S RATING 3 STARS ***
Below Deck Sailing Yacht
Parsifal’s First Wedding
SEASON 3 EPISODE 16 EDITOR’S RATING 3 STARS ***
Photo: Laurent Basset/Bravo
I have a sick fascination with wedding culture. I scroll through #weddingtok, analyze registries, and click around on personalized wedding websites (Side note: it’s shocking how many people don’t password protect these?). To be clear: This obsession doesn’t translate into my personal life. I never want to be a bridesmaid. I can’t fathom spending upwards of a thousand dollars to visit a “destination” like Scottsdale for a bachelorette party. I will, however, spend upwards of a thousand hours consuming content about it. So when last week I learned that the final charter of the season would feature a wedding officiated by none other than Captain Glenn, I was ready. After watching? I’m disappointed.
For the record, I did shed a single tear while Allegra and Gabe said their vows and proclaimed their love to each other, but during most of the set-up and ceremony, I was cringing.
The soccer pop-up tent? The crowded beach? The tacky fake flower aisle that Ashley claimed was her version of stepping up? Sweet Captain Glenn officiating in his Parsifal polo and bright green sunglasses? And the bride’s dress was gorgeous (shout out to Kleinfeld Bridal of Say Yes to the Dress fame) but completely inappropriate for the venue? Much too formal! Maybe I’m being too harsh. I have snobbish tendencies! But maybe I’m just pissed off that production didn’t simply buy a wedding cake and instead made Marcos bake one that was three tiers and gluten-free in the tiny galley kitchen. How dare they do this to Marcos when he’s grieving and struggling? Even Kelsie points out that baking a wedding cake seems a little over-the-top. In a confessional, Colin remarks he hasn’t seen Marcos like this throughout the entire season. He’s worried about Marcos, and so I am.
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I’ll get back to Marcos in a minute — and what he said about moist cake — but first, I need to tie back my personal wedding tangent to this piece. Like any good recapper, I googled the bride and groom. What I discovered, dear readers, might shock you. Allegra and Gabe already got married! In Sedona, according to Instagram! The year before!
I know, I know. The pandemic has flopped the entire wedding industry on its head and couples are having Zoom weddings and micro weddings and then doing it big a year or two later. That’s all fine and dandy. But making Marcos bake this cake? When they’ve already had a wedding? Oy. Captain Glenn says weddings give him a rash, and I agree.
For your pleasure, this is Marcos on moistness: “Somehow I have to bake this gluten-free cake moist. So I’m going to treat this cake like a woman with a lot of love, a lot of passion, a lot of touching here, touching there.” Then, in Spanish, he says: “Little massage here and there,” before ending in English: “It’s going to make it really moist and perfect.” What do I think about this, readers? [REDACTED]
There’s not much else to say about the guests except that the group had an astrology-themed dinner and the groom refused to let go of the rope swing while hanging over the sea, so he smacked back into a large pillar on deck and had to be hoisted down. In a confessional, Captain Glenn cackles and admits it’s the first time he’s ever seen someone hang on instead of plunging into the water. It’s perfectly fine to be afraid of heights and simply not partake in the rope swing, but I think seeing my future husband dangling over the ocean before swinging back and crashing into a pole would give me a little bit of the ick?
Meanwhile, the love bug bites some crew members onboard. Daisy catches the bouquet, much to the pleasure of the charter guests, and Gary confesses he wants a girlfriend and kids. I’ll admit, he does a good job of moonlighting as an Instagram boyfriend while the charter guests are splashing around in the cave. He even says he wanted to fall in love this season! Unfortunately for him, Scarlett dodges one of his kisses, and the two have a petite lover’s quarrel the night before the final charter. In the background of their bickering, Kelsie once again flosses her teeth with her hair and Barnaby is still in love with Daisy.
Gary bitches to his boys (Colin and Marcos) about Scarlett, and the three of them have quite a tender moment in their cabin. Borderline erotic, even. They’re wrestling and giggling and I never want it to end! Earlier in the night, the group does a round of Hurricane shots, made famous by our Canadian friends last week. Gary spits his water back in Daisy’s face and the girls are slurping shit off Marco’s stomach. Marcos and Ashley even jump off the side of the boat with arm floaties. It’s all very sensual. While Captain Glenn is all curled up, he hears a cry for help: Gary ran out of toilet paper. Captain Glenn comes to the rescue and hands him a box of tissues. Then, back to bed with his headphones he goes.
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Below Deck Sailing Yacht Season 3 Episode 16 - Parsifal's First Wedding - Discussion Post
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Below Deck Sailing Yacht is airing at 8pm ET on Bravo. For those of you in other time zones, check for local schedules. For my fellow Canadians, Slice is still airing at 9pm ET so we are an hour behind the majority of live watchersEpisode 16 of Below Deck Sailing Yacht Season 3:Reeling from the news that Parsifal III has a last-minute charter with the hardest preference sheet of the season, the crew try to enjoy their night off. A wild night leads to massive hangovers the next day as Chef Marcos struggles to create a savory but safe menu for the guests based on a complex list of dietary restrictions, plus a three-tiered gluten free wedding cake. Ashley sets her sights on proving to Daisy that she’s ready to be promoted. Scarlett tries to determine if Gary has long-term potential after the charter ends. Pulling off a wedding is the crews biggest challenge yet as they pull out all the stops to end the season strong.
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Log In Sign Up level 1 dementemi +2 · 1 hr. ago
Enjoyed this episode. Loved seeing everyone getting along.
The only thing I thought was a minus was the artificial flowers that was poked into the sand for the wedding. To me it looked cheap to the max.
Vote level 2 little-babs · 27 min. ago
I know! I’m surprised the bride just let them plan the whole decor and stuff. They should’ve ordered some better looking flowers
Vote level 1 Maleficent-Ad-3375 +1 · 2 hr. ago Team Chef Marcos
two highlights for me this episode, the boys roughhousing in the cabin melted me big time. Then Marcos mmm..... his description of the cake (moist) couldn't hear it enough lol then finding out he's a Capricorn, I love my Capricorns and I'm falling fast for our Marcos.
Vote level 2 buddy88bull +2 · 28 min. ago
Every time Marcos said moist you could hear an audible sigh across the US followed by a "I hate that word".
Vote level 1 Loose-Test · 3 hr. ago
Andy was weird tonight. Outside of reading his notecards he seemed really off-putting. And I don’t think he tactfully handled the questioning of Gary’s alleged SA at all. I’m glad he said it will be brought up in the reunion, although hopefully more gracefully.
I loved the boys wrestling in their bunks and ending it with them cuddling together on Colin’s bed.
The bridesmaids’ dresses looked better (in this setting) than the bride’s. Yikes.
Vote level 2 excoriator +4 · 46 min. ago Team Capt Glenn
The in-show games seemed lamer than usual. Spending much of my workday in online meetings and recognizing how people react when the far end is not be receiving well, I suspect the audio connection with Gary and Daisy may have been less than perfect.
Vote level 2 realitytvobsessedx · 2 hr. ago
Did I miss something? Was this from WWHL?
Vote level 1 Federal-Figure-5786 · 3 hr. ago
Is Ashleys current title junior stew or is this just the producers trolling? LOL Either way she is def fuming after seeing this
Vote level 2 dementemi +2 · 2 hr. ago
Ashley wanted to be promoted to 2nd stew after Gabi left, but Daisey made her junior stew along with the new girl.
Vote level 1 sky-full-of-ice · 3 hr. ago
Barnaby you would be honoured to marry kelsie
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+4 · 3 hr. ago
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They don't need to show the people using the bathroom.
The boys being 12 again in their cabin was funny. I like Colin getting his youtube channel, Parlay Revival gear on-camera...free advertising LOL
Vote level 1 OceanLala +1 · 3 hr. ago
Who was in charge of the titles in this episode? It kept referring to the bride and groom as "Bride to be" and "Groom to be" on their wedding day. If they're not bride and groom at this point, when are they???
Vote level 1 TastyBreakfastSquid +2 · 4 hr. ago
I was so impressed by the editing in this ep, it was great. They really stepped it up for the pre/wedding scenes and it felt almost cinematic, so good job there. Also great ep, this has been a solid season.
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